Treacherous

sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

Posted 4 hours ago With 403,017 notes

more-red-more-blue-more-beer:

lyxdelsic:

boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh

i read this as “seat belts” and i was like “no stay safe”

Posted 5 hours ago With 184,319 notes

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fake-mermaid:

i feel sorry for the kids who didn’t grow up in the high school musical era like damn you really missed out

Posted 5 hours ago With 228,588 notes

acupofteaandmore:

if i ever misgender you or use slang (bro, man, gurl, dude) that makes you feel even slightly uncomfortable please tell me because your gender identity and comfort is more important than any word i may use to refer to you

Posted 7 hours ago With 92,198 notes

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

Posted 7 hours ago With 560,227 notes

zootedboy:

*black couple living in a haunted house*

wife: the house haunted

husband: we out this bitch

*everybody lives*

Posted 7 hours ago With 130,046 notes