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resurgance:

me when i have more than $20

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Posted 2 months ago With 314,798 notes

videogrrl:

i don’t care about anything i just wanna have good grades and perfct skin and pretty hair and a functional family and lots of money and expensive clothes and a rockin body ok actually yea i care about everything

Posted 2 months ago With 10,053 notes

fuckyeah-nerdery:

cranzerries:

cranzerries:

I dream to someday run a companies twitter

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Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?

Posted 3 months ago With 130,879 notes

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tvspecial:

*president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war

Posted 3 months ago With 249,045 notes

fishingboatproceeds:

cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

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You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

What I find fascinating is that they appear to go in much faster than they come out. Hank, explain this to me using science.

Posted 3 months ago With 481,954 notes

nutthing:

r u a sofa bc ur sofaking annoying

Posted 3 months ago With 201,795 notes

dylanobylan:

i went to look up coup de foudre (“love at first sight”) but i fucked up

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i fucked up so much

i didn’t know it was possible to fuck it up this much

Posted 3 months ago With 283,127 notes

the-yolocaust:

when u hear your favorite band in public

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Posted 3 months ago With 208,790 notes